capitalism may be a tool of the patriarchy...

and so, by extension, must be black patent open toed 5 inch spike heeled pumps.

but DAMN! I don't feel like a patriarch in these things...

(yes. I bought another pair of shoes. and even sadder? they're exactly the same design as the last pair of shoes I bought. except, you know. black patent leather.)

I bought two new dresses, too. it can be spring ANY TIME NOW kthx.

( the shoe so nice, I bought it twice )