So that's WTF was wrong with 2004

In the year 2005 I resolve to: Drink more beer. Get your resolution here

( This cut hides a scary episode in which I say something crazy about a book. it is very long, probably amusing to no one, and contains spoilers for One Eyed Jack. you have been warned, traveller. )

Okay, these aren't the AIM logs you're looking for. you don't need to check the cut. there's nothing to see here. Move along.