no, I did not fall down a well.

But the one-two punch of "I don't have a job and I don't feel like looking for another one, dammit" and the serious freaking ISSUES I am going through with this thing with Not-Tarzan hvae kept me away. And believe me, dear beings: you are lucky that they are. I am not fit company for writers right at the moment.

I had no idea how serious these issues were. Some of you are now saying, "Damnation, Chelsea, I could have told you they were that serious, but I didn't think you were ready to hear it."

Well, you were right. I wasn't.