I love surprises, don't you?

And I got me a heck of a surprise yesterday. No shit, there I was, blinking sleep out of my eyes and trying to remeber that pants are something you put on one leg at a time when the door makes like it's going to open. now my roommates tend to bust into my room whenever they need to speak to me, so I tend to dress just in front of the door, so I can lean against it if it tries to open. and sure enough, the door moves and I close it with my ass, and I hear, "Oops."

It's the Sergeant. so I dress quickly, open the door, and he says, "So, what are you doing tonight?"

"No plans. Why?"

( And he says, How does going to Metallica sound? )

Now I'm off to the West Kootenays for the weekend. See you.